EAT. SLEEP. VAMPIRE DIARIES

lisbeth, 16. Love the vampire diaries and teen wolf. Future Marine Corps Officer!!

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via perks-of-being-chinese)

twdailygraphics:

I’m not like you guys,
I don’t have claws or glowing eyes or super senses.
I just have  v o i c e s  i n  m y  h e a d …

(via adelaidese)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via guy)

gourmetknights:

remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered

(via hate)

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via phobias)